nonespark:

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

nonespark:

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

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thespacegoat:

zacksplosion:

gimmegrimmy:

thecityofpawnee:

nerdmodeactivated:

tea-in-the-tardis:

bakuraryou:

OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS

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AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND

I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED

THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.

SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.

We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.

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THAT WAS ONE TIME

HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.

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when you get picked up early from school

beyondhighh:

first your like:

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everybody looks at you like:

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then you walk out like:

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bye muthafuckas

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xhardcorebearx:

foreignpussy:

anomaloussapphic:

Thank you Jennifer Lawrence… Thank you.

oh my fuck.

Wait what

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keepmywhiskeyneat:

glow-cloudwatcher240:

drinkmasturbatecry:

foundorfollowed:

spoopylesbianronweasley:

postbusters:

timmy-tech:

Works every time.. :) 

DO NOT DO THIS DO NOT MICROWAVE METAL IT WILL BREAK YOUR MICROWAVE

omg just run the spoon under hot water like a normal person where in god’s name were you people raised

honestly now

ICE CREAM TOO HARD? SET YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE.

the fuck is wrong with you

ICE CREAM TOO HARD? YOUR MOM PUT A CURSE ON YOUR ICE CREAM. KILL HER IN HER SLEEP TO BREAK THE CURSE. 

keepmywhiskeyneat:

glow-cloudwatcher240:

drinkmasturbatecry:

foundorfollowed:

spoopylesbianronweasley:

postbusters:

timmy-tech:

Works every time.. :) 

DO NOT DO THIS DO NOT MICROWAVE METAL IT WILL BREAK YOUR MICROWAVE

omg just run the spoon under hot water like a normal person where in god’s name were you people raised

honestly now

ICE CREAM TOO HARD? SET YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE.

the fuck is wrong with you

ICE CREAM TOO HARD? YOUR MOM PUT A CURSE ON YOUR ICE CREAM. KILL HER IN HER SLEEP TO BREAK THE CURSE. 

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pr1nceshawn:

Masculine Ways to Do Feminine Things by Dave Mercier.

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neophema:

Viktor discovers the N64 controller

neophema:

Viktor discovers the N64 controller

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g0urmand:

all-the-daisies-in-her-hair:

sammy-got-pimped-for-pie:

In honor of back-to-school.

wow

real shit.

nickjamesbxtch:

heldersangel:

thefirstblackspectre:

support our troops

I want this posted on every web page ever created

Dying

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